what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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