I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Randomize
