i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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