if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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