Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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