But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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