Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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