There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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