don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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