I feel great
I just peed on a car
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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