So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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