when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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