That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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