: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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