Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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