The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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