It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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