Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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