well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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