youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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