Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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