I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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