Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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