I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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