absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My feet surprised me
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