that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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