Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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