Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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