i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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