Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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