just come out here and I will go home with you...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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