super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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