I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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