And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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