After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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