that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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