im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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