and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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