he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
