never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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