On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You coming home soon, man?
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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