craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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