That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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