Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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