just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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