on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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