Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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