I bet he comes in French.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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