drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i just made my gag reflex go away.
This house was built for laser tag.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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