Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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