Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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