ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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