Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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