This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
